Which Food gave Gout a Bad Name?

Who gave Gout a Bad Name?

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      Keith Taylor
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      In response to Uric Acid Arthritis – Another Name For Gout, Scott Elliot (on Facebook) wrote:

      It’s that damn Adam Sandler lunch lady land song that gave gout such a bad name! 😂

      So I had to check it out:

      Lyrics if you want to sing along…
      “This is a song…”
      “This is uh, This is a new song…”
      “It’s through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel…”
      “The Lunchlady”
      [Laughing]
      Woke up in the morning
      Put on my new plastic glove
      Served some reheated Salisbury steak
      With a little slice of love
      Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
      Just know everything’s doing fine
      Down here in Lunchlady Land
      Well I wear this net on my head
      ‘Cause my red hair is fallin’ out
      I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
      ‘Cause I got a bad case of the gout
      I know you want seconds on the corndogs
      But there’s no reason to shout
      Everybody gets enough food
      Down here in Lunchlady Land
      Well yesterday’s meatloaf is today’s sloppy joes
      And my breath reeks of tuna
      And there’s lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
      In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true
      Clouds made of carrots and peas
      Mountains built of shepherds pie
      And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
      But don’t forget to return your trays
      And try to ignore my gum disease
      No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land
      Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
      Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
      Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
      Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
      Navy beans, navy beans
      Meatloaf sandwich
      Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
      Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
      Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
      Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
      Well I dreamt one morning
      That I woke up to see
      All the pepperoni pizza
      Was a-looking at me
      It screamed, why do you burn me
      And serve me up cold
      I said I got the spatula
      Just do what you’re told
      Then the liver & onions
      Started joining the fight
      And the chocolate pudding
      Pushed me with all its might
      And the chop suey slapped me
      And it kicked me in the head
      It’s called revenge Lunchlady
      Said the garlic bread
      I said what did I do
      To make you all so mad
      They said you got flabby arms
      And your breath is bad
      Then the green beans said
      You better run and hide
      But then my friend sloppy joe came
      And joined my side
      He said if it wasn’t for the Lunchlady
      The kids wouldn’t eatcha
      You should be shakin’ her hand
      And sayin’ please to meet ya
      She gives you a purpose
      And she gives you a goal
      You should be kissin’ her feet
      And kissin’ her mole
      Now all the angry foods
      Just leave me alone
      And we all live together
      In a happy home
      Thanks to
      Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
      Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
      Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
      Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
      Well me & sloppy joe got married
      We got six kids, and we’re doing’ just fine
      Down in Lunchlady Land


      Which Food gave Gout a Bad Name?

      Which Food gave Gout a Bad Name?

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